LeAnn Rimes - 95% muscle, 5% body fat, 100% plastic

Yes, I know those percentages aren't right but you get my meaning. This girl continues to remind me of the lovely Heidi Pratt (of The Hills/10 plastic surgery procedures in one day fame), although I consider LeAnn more talented, marginally. Here she is recently photographed whilst on a belated honeymoon with new husband, Eddie Cibrian.

She has continued to build muscle, but also slim down to a point that doesn't seem sustainable, long term, without doing damage to the body. The weight loss has also made her breast implants appear more prominent, with what looks suspiciously like the commencement of capsular contracture on her right breast.

This is what she used to look like:

Yes, I know this picture was taken many moonlights ago (can't fight that), however, it does show what she's changed over the years; teeth, weight, breasts, and nose. I'm sure she would have also changed her eyes if she could, they are very... Renee Zellweger.

Teeth and nose:

 Boobies:

Weight:

The stretch marks are quite obvious upon close inspection and allude to her much heavier days, as well as very fast weight loss.

Tara Reid - Twig Legs

These are pictures of Tara Reid out at Fred Segal in West Hollywood on Friday 27 May 2011. She seems to hover between anorexic and extemely thin. Right now, it's the former and her legs looks like sticks. Athough,  she has one of those faces that always look chubby-ish regardless of how emaciated her body may be. I used to think she was hothothot (especially since The Big Lebowski is one of my all time favorites), and she was just gorgeous...

for a while... then came the weight loss, hard partying, boob job(s), lipo - ugh, and thicker black eye-liner and whiter peroxided hair. The result??? Looking like a young 50 something at 30 something.

I like small boobs, the above picture is testament to the fact that if you are small chested, even if you wear something tacky, it still looks reasonably chic. If you have big boobs it's an everyday struggle not to look like a floozie.